jerson (ayurveda_xxx) wrote,
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Metrosexuality

You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a
purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just
as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do
highlights.

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs
Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and
moisturize.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what
estate and vintage first.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you,
you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another
man truly repulsive.

"Some people think he's gay, but he's actually metrosexual."
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